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The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Objective:
My name is Jesus - The Christ.
Many call me Lord! I've sent
you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart.
Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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Qualifications:
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See
Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians
3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life
through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
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Occupational Background:
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See
Matthew 3:15 -17)
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Skills Work Experiences:
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering
the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives
free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty
them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who
listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to
cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
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Educational Background:
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge,
wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge,
(See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a
lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See
Psalms 44:21).
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Major Accomplishments:
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting
of all times.
(See Genesis 1:26 ).
(See Genesis 1:26 ).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II
Corinthians 5:15 ).
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made a show
of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised
the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to
mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot -
the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
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References:
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine
healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural
guidance.
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In Summation:
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the
only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In
summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead
you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the
essence, (See Hebrews 3:15 ).
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Signature
Date: 20th February 2012
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